Under My KFC - Writing

Hi, nice to meet you! What can I get started for you today? My name is Sophie and I haunt this KFC. It’s the second one off Baltimore Pike if you get on at Jennersville heading North, but I guess you already knew that since you’re right here. You from around here? I’m originally from Jersey but now, I am a ghost. I am an angry ghost.

I am angry because of all places, of course this is where I get assigned. 

I am angry because I am definitely not paid enough, and neither are you.

I am angry because I never really even liked chicken all that much.

I am angry because your left shoe is squeaking.

I am angry because I don’t like chewing noises.

I am angry because it’s taking you forever to order.

I am angry because you tried to order a burger at a KFC.

I am angry because this is fun for you.

I am angry because it was not supposed to be like this.

I am angry because I was resting just fine before they decided to dig me up.

I am angry because I, too, am hungry. 

I am angry because I cannot consume in the same way you do.

I am angry because everyday, the grease seeps through the cracks.

I am angry because it soaks my bones through.

I am angry because this is my only nourishment.

I am angry because of the smell.

I am angry because of the fresh paint.

I am angry because of the pavement.

I am angry because they built this KFC right over me. 

I am angry because they built this KFC right over my children.

I am angry because I don’t get why they must build at all.

I am angry because I know my children are lost just as I am.

I am angry because I know there are others.

I am angry because I know we are forgotten.

I am angry because you came here as a patron.

I am angry because I know this isn’t necessarily your fault.

I am angry you play any role at all.

I’m just angry because.

Anyways, thanks for stopping by! Can’t wait to see you again and again and again and again and again. Have a nice day!